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As I ... why aren't PC keybpards back;oghterd?

As I mentioned, my Genius computer is acting up. Mr. Big Food lent me the computer he really really hates. Thanks. Insert a lot of complaints.  

Oh for crying out loud. I just let Missy out and the frog came in and Rocky was too excited by my excitement to catch the stupid thing. So now there's a frog in the house. A week from now, we'll be asking what smells. 

Anyway...

The Food Mill. 

In anticipation of making more dewberry jam and sauce, I bought a regulation food mill. We have a sauce maker, but we decided we needed a real food mill. It was made in China. It came with instructions.

 

As I am a Disabled American (meaning my MacBookPro don't work and I'm forced to blogging on a PC), I cannot scan this, nor can I take a picture of it and upload the pic so I'll just have to type out the words on this retarded keyboard.

781-1500 S/S Food Mill Use & Care Instructions:


1. Before the first Use: Wash with soapy water before the first use. Put them on an inverted position on clean surface to dry it naturally.

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7. Store the whole set in kitchen cabinet when not in use.


In my day to day life, I utter more cuss words than I do here at the blog. But you know what? Fuck you. I'm storing you on the counter top. Take that. I get that living in China might make you ignorant of the concepts of singular and plural, but at the end of the day... . No. I do not get it.