Let Us Review

Amendment I

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people to peaceably assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. 

Dear Diane,

Your job description does not include doling out special privileges or defining 'the press.'

Sincerely,

A Citizen

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