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Saturday, June 7, 2014

"Marica, what the f&*^ is gong on?"

Cough. Spew. Sputter.

"Umhum. What was that? Dial?'

"Irish Spring."

"rUUFf!"

Cough. Spew. Sputter.

"I take it 'f&*^' is not an acceptable word."

"You are correct, Missy."

Cough. Spew. Sputter.

"That Irish Springs's some nasty s^$#."

"Rrrruuuffffffff."

"Oh NO! Please not more Irish Spring!"

"ruff."

2 comments:

  1. LOL crazy lady, we shall have adjoining padded rooms.

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  2. You mean Irish Spring, the soap? Is sister getting a bath?

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