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Monday, April 9, 2012

Security

Paco, who blogs from western North Carolina (I believe) revives an old Southern Favorite:
THE BEST SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads ......
Read the short note here.

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