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From my Representative in the House of Representatives:

Dear Friends,

My goal is to be the most accessible Congressman possible because listening to your questions and concerns allows me to better serve you. With that in mind, I would like to cordially invite you to a town hall meeting April 4th at the Olive Branch City Hall from 6 to 7 p.m. We will be discussing the budget, job creation, 2nd amendment rights, and any other issue that may be on your mind. I hope to see you there!

Bring me my Calendar.

Dear Alan,

It is presumptuous of you to call me your friend.

 Bear with me while I work out what I'm sending him. I like that line.

 My goal is to be the most accessible Congressman possible

 Just fer fun. Maybe there's a more accessible Congresswoman.

Possible.

We will be discussing the budget

There is no budget. What are you talking about?

job creation 

is not a proper function of a federal government

2nd amendment rights

 are enshrined in the Constitution.

So what do you want to talk about?