As I mentioned, Mr. Big Food and I traveled to Oxford, in
Lafayette Co., Mississippi, home of
That School Up North (TSUN) today. We left the Farm a little after 9am. (Sorry. We don't have GPS in the truck and I turned it off on my phone, so if you're listening in, you'll just have to take my word for it.) We'd planned a delightful day-- and in the end it was delightful, but not at all what we had planned.
I was paying attention to folks' crops and gardens as we drove, and Mr. Big Food was listening to sports radio, and we were chatting, too. And I remarked that I couldn't for the life of me understand how folks would not want to live out here. (You don't. STAY AWAY.) And we got to talking about demographics and such. And then I saw the flashing blue lights of the sheriff's car.
Ahead. Not behind.
I slowed way down, rolled down the window, and and paused.
"They're movin' a house up ahead. It's takin' up the whole road. Be careful!" she said.
"Thank you!"
This exchange factored into our conversation. Have
you ever had this exchange with a sheriff's deputy?
A few miles on, I see a pickup in the middle of the road. A woman jumps out. I again roll down my window-- by this time it's about 83-85°F-- and in the weirdest motions I've ever seen, she does a television-version of a tarmac dude motioning us to the side of the road yelling, "Get off the road. Pull over." It was confusing.
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| But we got the gist, and pulled into someone's private driveway. The truck behind us pulled in behind us. |
And we waited for this house to come down the road.
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| At the time, it was not at all clear what role this 18-wheeler was playing |
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| and it still isn't clear. |
Meanwhile, all of the available driveways were filled and the tarmac lady moved on down the road to guide folks in to other driveways.
And then...
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| "Really? We couldn't have gotten around that?" Is what Mr. Big Food asked. |
Let's look at this together.
My gut instinct is that is a house of about 500-700 square feet. But what we need is a unit of measure. Here are the obvious choices: shingle tabs; door/window frames; proportion of standard state highway that the house occupies; mailbox dimensions.
Based on my extensive research, I'm going with 15 x 30. 450 square feet.
How much does it cost to tote a 15 x 30 house down the road? On a tractor?
STAY AWAY.
There's no explaining what goes on here.