Cough. Spew. Sputter.
"Umhum. What was that? Dial?'
"Irish Spring."
"rUUFf!"
Cough. Spew. Sputter.
"I take it 'f&*^' is not an acceptable word."
"You are correct, Missy."
Cough. Spew. Sputter.
"That Irish Springs's some nasty s^$#."
"Rrrruuuffffffff."
"Oh NO! Please not more Irish Spring!"
"ruff."
LOL crazy lady, we shall have adjoining padded rooms.
ReplyDeleteYou mean Irish Spring, the soap? Is sister getting a bath?
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