From Miss M. She used chocolate chunks rather than chips.
This is veganizable and just as soon an Miss M. let's me know how to do that, I'll share.
UPDATE: Substitute soy milk (or another non dairy alternative) for milk and 2 Tbs cornstarch plus 1 Tbs water for the egg.
CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHIP MUFFINS
1 3/4 C flour
2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp baking soda
2 Tbsp cocoa
1 large egg
3/4 C semi-sweet chocolate chips
1 C milk
1/3 C oil plus 2 tsp
3/4 C sugar
1 tsp vanilla
Mix all ingredients well. Fill muffin tins 3/4 full and bake at 400° for 20 minutes.
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Recipe: Turkey/Duck Gumbo El Dorado
Says Mr. Big Food about this gumbo, "We made the duck gumbo with wild turkey breast (including the stock) and I used 2 lbs andouille (store-bought) instead of the shrimp."
| We froze the little that remained because you can never have too much gumbo. |
DUCK GUMBO EL DORADO
Serves 12 generously
5-6 lb duck, dressed
2 sticks butter
1 C flour
2 C white onion, chopped
2 C celery, chopped
1 lb okra, fresh or frozen, sliced
3 cloves garlic, chopped fine
1 6 oz can tomato paste
15 oz stewed tomatoes (can use canned, flavored variety)
2 tsp Accent
1 C bell pepper, chopped fine
1 bunch green onions and tops, sliced
1 bunch parsley, chopped fine
1 tsp dried oregano leaves, crushed
1 tsp dried thyme leaves, crushed
2 Tbsp salt (or less, to taste)
1 Tbsp black pepper (or to taste)
½ Tbsp Cayenne pepper (or to taste)
2 lbs cooked shrimp (cleaned, thawed if frozen)
Box of wild rice, cooked according to package directions (or
half wild rice, half rice)
File powder
Directions below
Recipe: Hollister Vegetable Casserole
| I am discovering that this vegan food isn't half bad! |
“A finalist in the Garlic Recipe Contest and Cook-off, Lena
says this entry is a favorite with her family and some of the Gavilan College
staff where she is Cafeteria Manager. “This dish is particularly good for
vegetarians,” says Lena. It would also be a good choice as a side dish to serve
with barbecued meats.”—The Garlic Lovers
Cookbook (1980)
HOLLISTER VEGETABLE
CASSEROLE
6 zucchini, sliced
6 potatoes, peeled and sliced
3 bell peppers, cut into strips
2 large onions, sliced
1 large eggplant, sliced (and peeled, if desired)
½ C Romano or Parmesan cheese, shredded (or use 4 Tbsp vegan
cream cheese for a vegan casserole)
Salt, pepper, to taste
5 cloves fresh garlic, sliced or pressed
1 tsp oregano (or more, to taste)
8 large tomatoes, sliced, or 2 lbs canned tomatoes, broken
up
½ C oil or olive oil (or combination of both)
Preheat oven to 350o. Place layers of zucchini,
potatoes, bell peppers, onions, and eggplant in a greased baking dish,
alternating with 4 Tbsp shredded cheese, and salt and pepper. Combine garlic
and oregano with tomatoes, and top casserole with tomato mixture and remaining
4 Tbsp cheese. Drizzle oil over top, cover casserole, and bake 90 minutes. Increase
oven temperature to 375o, uncover casserole, and bake 90 minutes
longer.
Recipe: Baked Omelet
| served in a Fancy dish! |
"Another fabulous
breakfast dish. Can be doubled, tripled, quadrupled . . ."
BAKED OMELET
6 eggs
6 Tbsp butter or margarine
½ C flour
3 C milk
1 ½ tsp salt, ¼ tsp black pepper OR 1 ¾ tsp Creole seasoning
Shredded cheese, for topping omelet
Preheat oven to 350o. Melt butter in a saucepan
and stir in flour, blending well. Add milk gradually, stirring constantly. Add
salt and pepper and cook until sauce thickens. Remove from heat. Beat eggs and
blend with white sauce. Pour into greased baking dish and bake for 1 hour. Top
with shredded cheese during last 15-20 minutes baking time.
Recipe: Cheesecake with Fruit Glaze
May I suggest this for a mid-morning snack? Because-- you know-- I'm getting ready for something that rarely happens here on the Farm and I need my mid-morning snack.
Mr. Big Food used Royal Anne cherries for the glaze.
CHEESECAKE WITH FRUIT GLAZE
CRUST
1 C Zwieback crumbs
½ stick butter, melted
Combine crumbs and melted butter, and line the bottom of a spring form pan with mixture.
FILLING
5 8-oz packages cream cheese, softened
½ C milk
6 eggs
1 ½ C sugar, plus an additional ¼ C
2 tsp vanilla, plus an additional 1 tsp
½ tsp salt
1 C sour cream
Strawberry or Blueberry Glaze
Preheat oven to 350o. Beat together softened cream cheese and milk, and add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition. Gradually add 1 ½ C sugar, 2 tsp vanilla, and salt, and beat well. Pour mixture into crust and bake 1 hour 10 minutes, or until set. Remove from oven and allow to set for 15 minutes. Increase oven temperature to 475o. Combine sour cream, additional ¼ C sugar, and additional 1 tsp vanilla, spread mixture over cheesecake, and bake 5 minutes. Cover and refrigerate. Serve with Strawberry or Blueberry Glaze spooned over cheesecake.
STRAWBERRY OR BLUEBERRY GLAZE
below the fold
Mr. Big Food used Royal Anne cherries for the glaze.
CHEESECAKE WITH FRUIT GLAZE
CRUST
1 C Zwieback crumbs
½ stick butter, melted
Combine crumbs and melted butter, and line the bottom of a spring form pan with mixture.
FILLING
5 8-oz packages cream cheese, softened
½ C milk
6 eggs
1 ½ C sugar, plus an additional ¼ C
2 tsp vanilla, plus an additional 1 tsp
½ tsp salt
1 C sour cream
Strawberry or Blueberry Glaze
Preheat oven to 350o. Beat together softened cream cheese and milk, and add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition. Gradually add 1 ½ C sugar, 2 tsp vanilla, and salt, and beat well. Pour mixture into crust and bake 1 hour 10 minutes, or until set. Remove from oven and allow to set for 15 minutes. Increase oven temperature to 475o. Combine sour cream, additional ¼ C sugar, and additional 1 tsp vanilla, spread mixture over cheesecake, and bake 5 minutes. Cover and refrigerate. Serve with Strawberry or Blueberry Glaze spooned over cheesecake.
STRAWBERRY OR BLUEBERRY GLAZE
below the fold
Recipe: Apple Sausage Ring
| Not the prettiest picture-- and we should have served it on a platter but we were running out of time & space-- but danged good! |
APPLE SAUSAGE RING
2 lbs bulk sausage (any variety, and preferably homemade—see
recipes in Meats section)
2 C plain bread crumbs (preferably homemade—see instructions
in Basics section)
2 eggs, beaten
¾ C evaporated milk
3 Tbsp onion (white or yellow), chopped fine
2 tsp sugar
Large apple, peeled, cored, and chopped fine
Combine all ingredients, mixing well. Line a bundt or tube
pan with plastic wrap sprayed with cooking spray (like Pam). Press mixture into
pan to shape. Chill 15-20 minutes. Preheat oven to 350o. Turn packed
mixture onto a glass baking dish and remove plastic wrap. Bake 55-60 minutes or
until sausage is completely cooked. Slice to serve.
Recipe: Creative Cooking Baked Sausages
Note that these are to be served with cabbage and mashed potatoes!
CREATIVE COOKING
BAKED SAUSAGES
Makes 6 servings
2 lb pure pork link sausage (preferably homemade—see recipes
in this section)
Crisp Cabbage (for serving—see recipe in Vegetables section)
Mashed Potatoes (for serving—see recipe in Potatoes …
section)
Preheat oven to 350o. Place sausages on a rack in
broiler pan. Bake 20 minutes or until browned. Turn and bake 15 minutes longer.
Serve with cabbage and mashed potatoes.
Recipe: Creative Cooking Brandied Fruit Salad
| Apples, pears, oranges, green grapes, and strawberries |
Read more about Mr. Big Food's journey through the Creative Cooking Course here.
As variety is the spice of life, a variation of ingredients is a most when preparing fruit salad with a flair. An unusual assortment of fruits and flavorings will add a distinctive taste to any salad. Here brandy and wine blend with fruits in a truly marvelous way, as the brandy lends a heady contrast to the tartness of the fruits. The brandy, wine and fruit mixture should be chilled overnight for best results.—The Creative Cooking Course (1982)
CREATIVE COOKING
BRANDIED FRUIT SALAD
Makes 12 servings
3 Tbsp strained lemon juice combined with 3 Tbsp cold water
in a large salad bowl
3 large apples, peeled, cored, diced
3 ripe pears, peeled, cored, diced
2 large oranges, peeled, separated into skinless sections
½ lb fresh pitted Queen Anne cherries
½ lb seedless white grapes
1 small honeydew melon, peeled and sliced into narrow strips
¾ C confectioner’s sugar
1 C Sauterne (or other dry white wine)
½ C brandy
Place diced apples and pears in lemon juice mixture in bowl,
turning to coat well. Let stand 20 minutes. Add orange sections, cherries, and
grapes. Add melon. Sift sugar over fruits. Mix together wine and brandy, and
pour over fruits. Chill overnight. Serve in individual bowls.
Recipe: Natural Fruit and Bran Muffins
From Mae Louise Mays,
wife of baseball great Willie Mays
NATURAL FRUIT AND
BRAN MUFFINS
Makes 12 muffins
1 C natural bran
1 C whole wheat flour
1 C milk (can use skim or low fat)
2 eggs
1 Tbsp baking powder
3 Tbsp natural honey
½ tsp salt
1 C favorite fruit, peeled, cored, and chopped coarse
Preheat oven to 350o. Grease 12 muffin tins.
Combine all ingredients except fruit, stirring just until blended. Fold in
fruit. Spoon batter evenly into muffin cups. Bake 20-25 minutes.
Recipe: Blackeyed Pea Hummus
We substituted chick peas... .
Southern goes Middle
Eastern
BLACK EYED PEA HUMMUS
2 cups
1 15 oz can black-eyed peas, drained and rinsed
2 Tbsp tahini
2 Tbsp olive oil
¼ C lemon juice
2 garlic cloves, minced
½ tsp salt
¼ tsp cumin
½ tsp black pepper
1/8 tsp red pepper
3 Tbsp water
Additional olive oil, for topping (if desired)
Parsley, chopped fine (for tipping, if desired)
Process first 9 ingredients in a food processor until
blended, stopping occasionally to scrape mixture down from sides. Gradually ad
up to 3 Tbsp water until mixture is desired consistency. Cover and chill 1
hour. Drizzle olive oil over top and sprinkle with chopped parsley, if desired.
Serve with Pita bread or crackers.
Monday, February 11, 2013
Watt's Up?
As I was busy doing other things the last few days, I'd forgotten to look at my calendar.* Now that night has fallen here on the Farm, and I've turned on a light by which to read, I thought I'd see what I'd missed.
February 8
Boy Scouts of America formally incorporated 1910
February 9
William Henry Harrison born 1773; "Soldier and ninth President of the United States. ... He died after only one month in office and was succeeded by Vice-President Tyler."
Nebraska admitted to the Union 1867 (37th state)
U.S. Weather Service established 1870. Originally under the Signal Corps of the Army, it was transferred to the Department of Agriculture in 1890 and "officially became" the United States Weather Bureau.
February 10
Birth of some folks of whom I'd never heard.
February 11
Thomas Alva Edison born 1847 (died 1931):
Of note:
1) The U.S. Weather Service was created by an act of Congress nine years before Edison invented the incandescent light bulb.
2) The U.S. Weather Service is now The National Weather Service, an agency of The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, a part of The United States Department of Commerce. It has an annual budget of $5,500,000,000.
3) An Act of Congress shattered the 100 Watt bulb, and-- according to that infallible source, Wikipedia-- effective 1/2013, the 75 Watt bulb, too. Who knew?
~~
* All uncited date facts from thecrappy old book referenced here.
February 8
Boy Scouts of America formally incorporated 1910
February 9
William Henry Harrison born 1773; "Soldier and ninth President of the United States. ... He died after only one month in office and was succeeded by Vice-President Tyler."
Nebraska admitted to the Union 1867 (37th state)
U.S. Weather Service established 1870. Originally under the Signal Corps of the Army, it was transferred to the Department of Agriculture in 1890 and "officially became" the United States Weather Bureau.
February 10
Birth of some folks of whom I'd never heard.
February 11
Thomas Alva Edison born 1847 (died 1931):
American wizard inventor and electrical investigator; creator of the phonograph, the incandescent lamp (1879), and the motion picture projector (1887); pioneer in the field of electrical power distribution.~~
Of note:
1) The U.S. Weather Service was created by an act of Congress nine years before Edison invented the incandescent light bulb.
2) The U.S. Weather Service is now The National Weather Service, an agency of The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, a part of The United States Department of Commerce. It has an annual budget of $5,500,000,000.
3) An Act of Congress shattered the 100 Watt bulb, and-- according to that infallible source, Wikipedia-- effective 1/2013, the 75 Watt bulb, too. Who knew?
~~
* All uncited date facts from the
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Mr. Big Food's Version of a Country Mouse Brunch Buffet
We-- Mr. Big Food, Daughter C., Miss M. and I-- invited some friends and colleagues out to Farther Along Farm for Sunday Brunch to mark the occasion of another successful event at State. Kudos to The Bart Man who orchestrated the event's Main Events.
Mr. Big Food thought it would be fun to treat our out-of town guests, i.e., the City Mice, to some Good Ol' Country Food. He and Miss M. teamed up to be sure there were tasty Vegan selections.
A Country Mouse Brunch Buffet Menu
Beverages
Coffee
Tea (choose from several)
Green-Tea Sun-Tea
Orange juice
Water
Bloody Marys from scratch
First Course (out, as folks arrive)
Great BIG fruit salad (soaked over night in dry white wine and cognac)
Shrimp in (New Orleans' style) remoulade
Hummus
Assorted cheeses
Assorted crackers
Main Course (below)
Mr. Big Food thought it would be fun to treat our out-of town guests, i.e., the City Mice, to some Good Ol' Country Food. He and Miss M. teamed up to be sure there were tasty Vegan selections.
A Country Mouse Brunch Buffet Menu
Beverages
Coffee
Tea (choose from several)
Green-Tea Sun-Tea
Orange juice
Water
Bloody Marys from scratch
First Course (out, as folks arrive)
Great BIG fruit salad (soaked over night in dry white wine and cognac)
Shrimp in (New Orleans' style) remoulade
Hummus
Assorted cheeses
Assorted crackers
| Homemade muffins: bran blueberry, chocolate (vegan), cranberry (vegan) served with whipped butter/vegan "butter" |
Saturday, February 9, 2013
For 90 minutes
| she sat in the front row, took notes, paid attention... |
Friday, February 8, 2013
If you're in the neighborhood
you may want to check this out:
Mississippi Philosophical Association Meeting Program 2013Schedule below the fold
Hosted by Mississippi State University
Theme: Philosophy of Biology
Thursday, February 7, 2013
Happy Birthday, Babe!
One of the crappy old books I picked up at the Palmer House last week was Anniversaries and Holidays: A Calendar of Days and How to Observe Them by Mary Emogene Hazeltine published by American Library Association (Chicago) in 1944. What a fun book! In addition to the calendar, Part II provides, among many other things, "Origin and History of Holidays and Holiday Customs," and "Time and the Calendar." Fun stuff.
I've taken to skimming today's entries-- not so much to learn who was born when, but to recall who is worth remembering to today.
Today,
let's recall
O.E.D. Can't live without it here at the Farm.
Lewis. One of those names I know. Pretty sure I have Babbitt somewhere on a shelf. But that's all I got. (Hey! What did you expect? I'm a vegetable farmer, not an English major.)
Happy Birthday, Babe!
I've taken to skimming today's entries-- not so much to learn who was born when, but to recall who is worth remembering to today.
Today,
| February 7, |
Charles Dickens 1812-June 9, 1870. Great English novelist and social critic.Thanks to Miss M., we've had a great deal of Dickens lately and are expecting more.
Sir James Augustus Henry Murray 1837-July 26, 1915. Distinguished editor of the scholarly Oxford English dictionary, completed in 1933 after 50 years of work.
Sinclair Lewis 1885- . American novelist, satirist of contemporary life. [He declined the Pulitzer.]
George Herman (Babe) Ruth 1894- . Baseball's greatest batsman; home-run king of the New York Yankees.
O.E.D. Can't live without it here at the Farm.
Lewis. One of those names I know. Pretty sure I have Babbitt somewhere on a shelf. But that's all I got. (Hey! What did you expect? I'm a vegetable farmer, not an English major.)
Happy Birthday, Babe!
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
Custom Made at No Additional Charge
I am pleased to report that thanks to Mr. Big Food's unrelenting efforts in a small space of 50 square feet and wall heights ranging from 8-10 feet the prison-striped wall paper is history!
As you may recall, there is no law (Yet? That I'm aware of?) forbidding home owners from affixing wall paper to sheet rock which has not first been primed or painted. And I'll not be painting over wall paper. Daughter C. recommended steam-- and hey!-- if you have a now-previously very nice garment/drape/upholstery steamer you might as well put it to good use. Steam works remarkably better than diluted Downy Fabric Softener [insert trademark thingy]. There is one small problem, though.
The original plan was to paint. There's still paint involved in the revised plan, but it comes after the walls are textured
After I'd sanded the bare naked wood door frames and mouldings, I was sort of tired of sanding. (Don't forget, I just sanded all the bare naked wood in the half-bath.) Texturing it is!
Steam also works remarkably well to loosen Joint tape. [Let me remark here that if it sounds like I know what I'm talking about it's due in large part to Bro. Mike.] Turns out that before I knew what Joint tape was, I'd managed to scrape away a whole Joint's worth in the worst of all possible Joints--
As you may recall, there is no law (Yet? That I'm aware of?) forbidding home owners from affixing wall paper to sheet rock which has not first been primed or painted. And I'll not be painting over wall paper. Daughter C. recommended steam-- and hey!-- if you have a now-previously very nice garment/drape/upholstery steamer you might as well put it to good use. Steam works remarkably better than diluted Downy Fabric Softener [insert trademark thingy]. There is one small problem, though.
| No caption needed if you know what bare naked sheet rock looks like. |
| because when you texture walls, you don't have to sand after you fix the gouges in the sheet rock. |
Steam also works remarkably well to loosen Joint tape. [Let me remark here that if it sounds like I know what I'm talking about it's due in large part to Bro. Mike.] Turns out that before I knew what Joint tape was, I'd managed to scrape away a whole Joint's worth in the worst of all possible Joints--
| that crazy Joint at the Corner of Door Frame & Wall. |
Commuters: I Feel Your Pain
Commuters' wasted time in traffic costs $121B
By CHRIS TOMLINSON | Associated Press – 5 hrs ago
AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — An annual study of national driving patterns shows that Americans spent 5.5 billion additional hours sitting in traffic in 2011.
The Texas A&M Transportation Institute released a report Tuesday that found Americans are adapting to road congestion by allowing, on average, an hour to make a trip that would take 20 minutes without traffic. The Urban Mobility Report also says clogged roads cost Americans $121 billion in time and fuel in 2011.
It also determined that the 10 most congested cities are Washington, Los Angeles, San Francisco-Oakland, New York-Newark, Boston, Houston, Atlanta, Chicago, Philadelphia and Seattle.
The report is one of the key tools used by experts to solve traffic problems. But the institute advises that every community has unique challenges and require different, multi-faceted approaches to solving congestion.I plan my Friday Starkvegas errands quite carefully so as to avoid traffic jams. Last Friday, just as Mr. Big Food and I were finishing up the last errand, I received an unexpected phone call from Daughter C. letting me know she was back in her office. She had my color wheel in her office-- and I really wanted my color wheel-- so we had to backpedal against the flow. No matter how you looked at it, getting to Daughter C.'s office required a Left turn. (No. Multiple Right turns would not have worked. See above: "every community has unique challenges." Just ask the Experts!)
You should have heard Mr. Big Food cussin'. It took us about three whole minutes to maneuver out of the parking lot and onto a side street so we could scoot through the back streets. What a waste of time! Awful. Just awful. You should have heard Mr. Big Food cussin'.
Monday, February 4, 2013
Surprisingly, I did not see this commercial last night.
Tip of the Cowboy Hat to Mr. Big Food's Dad for passing this along.
Sunday, February 3, 2013
An Invitation
Dear Miss M.'s "Friend,"
We invite you to visit us at Farther Along Farm this Spring. The earlier, the better. There's nothing quite like grillin' steaks out on the patio listening to the Peepers in early March.
Most Sincerely,
Marica & John
We invite you to visit us at Farther Along Farm this Spring. The earlier, the better. There's nothing quite like grillin' steaks out on the patio listening to the Peepers in early March.
Most Sincerely,
Marica & John
Saturday, February 2, 2013
BREAKING! Cats kill mice & birds!!
If I didn't have several other projects in the works right now,
There's data at the link!!!!!
But alas! And quite fortunately, I think, I have walls and talks, and floors, and company and books to talk deal with.
One comment, tough. This revolutionary research was funded by you. Not only are taxpayers paying these guys salaries, I bet there's an NSF grant tucked away in there somewhere. Author information.
~~
Backtracking: here from here.
*There's talk A. Leland is coming.
- texturizing walls and then painting/glazing
- the Big Egg Conspiracy talk
- polishing floors before the hoo-ha next Sunday
- company coming*
- new books from the Palmer House to talk about
- &c.,
The impact of free-ranging domestic cats on wildlife of the United States
Anthropogenic threats, such as collisions with man-made structures, vehicles, poisoning and predation by domestic pets, combine to kill billions of wildlife annually. Free-ranging domestic cats have been introduced globally and have contributed to multiple wildlife extinctions on islands. The magnitude of mortality they cause in mainland areas remains speculative, with large-scale estimates based on non-systematic analyses and little consideration of scientific data. Here we conduct a systematic review and quantitatively estimate mortality caused by cats in the United States. We estimate that free-ranging domestic cats kill 1.4–3.7 billion birds and 6.9–20.7 billion mammals annually. Un-owned cats, as opposed to owned pets, cause the majority of this mortality. Our findings suggest that free-ranging cats cause substantially greater wildlife mortality than previously thought and are likely the single greatest source of anthropogenic mortality for US birds and mammals. Scientifically sound conservation and policy intervention is needed to reduce this impact.[my emphases]
There's data at the link!!!!!
But alas! And quite fortunately, I think, I have walls and talks, and floors, and company and books to talk deal with.
One comment, tough. This revolutionary research was funded by you. Not only are taxpayers paying these guys salaries, I bet there's an NSF grant tucked away in there somewhere. Author information.
AffiliationsPlease note that there will be no intervention here at the Farm. Sadie killed a mouse the other day & we are gosh-danged proud of her. Were there to be interventions with respect to the feral cat hanging out here... . Just sayin'.
Migratory Bird Center, Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute, National Zoological Park, P.O. Box 37012 MRC 5503, Washington, District of Columbia 20013, USA
Scott R. Loss & Peter P. Marra
U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, Division of Migratory Birds, Midwest Regional Office, 3815 American Boulevard East, Bloomington, Minnesota 20013, USA
Tom Will
~~
Backtracking: here from here.
*There's talk A. Leland is coming.
No. Thank *you*!
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Friday, February 1, 2013
Mr. Big Food Laughed Out Loud!
I didn't do it on purpose, but I did something yesterday that caused Mr. Big Food to laugh out loud when he arrived home from work.
Mr. Big Food (laughing): Why is there a shotgun on the counter?
Me: It's loaded!!
Mr. Big Food (laughing): Why is there a loaded shotgun on the counter?
Me: I put it there so the dogs couldn't reach it.
Mr. Big Food (still laughing): What did you need the shotgun for?
Me: Those danged cats were upsetting the dogs.
Mr. Big Food (laughing harder): Did you shoot them?
Me: No. Of course not.
Now, Mr. Big Food is not the sort of fellow that one would expect to see rolling on the floor, so I'd be exaggerating if I said he was rolling of the floor laughing his you-now-what off. But he was laughing pretty hard.
Mr. Big Food: I wonder how many other guys came home from work to find their wives had gotten the shotgun out?
Me (laughing): Probably not too many.
Mr. Big Food (rolling on the floor...): Be sure to discharge it before you put it away. And wear ear protection!
Me: Okay.
~~
Just so there's no misunderstanding-- I did not intend to shoot the feral cats, only to warn them.
Mr. Big Food (laughing): Why is there a shotgun on the counter?
Me: It's loaded!!
Mr. Big Food (laughing): Why is there a loaded shotgun on the counter?
Me: I put it there so the dogs couldn't reach it.
Mr. Big Food (still laughing): What did you need the shotgun for?
Me: Those danged cats were upsetting the dogs.
Mr. Big Food (laughing harder): Did you shoot them?
Me: No. Of course not.
Now, Mr. Big Food is not the sort of fellow that one would expect to see rolling on the floor, so I'd be exaggerating if I said he was rolling of the floor laughing his you-now-what off. But he was laughing pretty hard.
Mr. Big Food: I wonder how many other guys came home from work to find their wives had gotten the shotgun out?
Me (laughing): Probably not too many.
Mr. Big Food (rolling on the floor...): Be sure to discharge it before you put it away. And wear ear protection!
Me: Okay.
~~
Just so there's no misunderstanding-- I did not intend to shoot the feral cats, only to warn them.
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