A Good Evening for a Little Game

Below are four sentences, numbered 1-4, and five names, labeled A-E.

Please match the sentence with its author. You may leave your answers/guesses in the comments, or email me.

SENTENCES in alphabetical order according to first word

1. "¡Adios, Pebbles!" she said to the little girls in a sardonic tone.

2. Her sardonic laughter in response to what was, in fact, a sound and thoughtful argument betrayed her as the ignorant one.

3. Sardonic laughter is sometimes the most effective response to expressed idiocy.

4. There was no hiding the fact that his views of the Narcissist-in-Chief and Ole Missed we equally sardonic.

AUTHORS in alphabetical order according to the way I name names

A. A. Leland

B. Daughter C.

C. Marica

D. Miss M

E. Mr. Big Food

Please record you answers/guesses in the comments section. 

The answer key will be posted at 12 o'clock central time, September 26th.

Good luck!