"It may well be. It's cold out there! And you seemed to have abandoned me."
"Oh. Please. Stop with the drama. You were out there for five minutes."
"Well. It is cold."
"Missy. I've had quite enough. You don't know what 'cold' is."
This is a Party tactic. Next. Find some old guy who knows what 'cold' is. He supports the Establishment Guy, don't you know? They both know what 'cold' is.