Paco, who blogs from western North Carolina (I believe) revives an old Southern Favorite:
THE BEST SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEMRead the short note here.
1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads ......
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