Monday, May 19, 2014

"Hey Marica!!"

"Yes, Missy."

"Did you see what I did today?"

"I watched you periodically. To what particular episode do you refer?"

"I jumped on and then from Mr. Big Food's chair all the way over to the couch in a single bound!!! Did you see me??"

"Yes. I did."

"Wasn't I great?"

"Yes. You were. It was awesome! I told everybody about it!"


"You were too cool too, Rocky!"

"We rock-- hahahahah--"


"... and if I ever see that sort of behavior in the house again you are going to be in the dog house."


Be nice. Nothing inappropriate, please.